HELLO FRIENDS NOW WE HAVE SOME PHOTO JOKES YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THE JOKES ONLY SEE AND LAUGH SO LETS SEE

Funny CID Jokes

HELLO FRIENDS YOU ARE READING MY POST NOW WE HAVE SOME SMS JOKES IN THIS POST WE HAVE SOME JOKES IN THE FORM OF SMS MEANS SMALL JOKES SO LETS READ THIS :-

"A" ki Biwi "B",

"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V","V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K","K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?Reply only in 2 Minutes...

kya meri nak tedi hai.
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

aansu mein naa dhundhna
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar

milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

Akaash ke taaron mein khoyaAkaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....

Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat kart

e hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...

Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi

Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Keht

a?
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata?

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein
Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bh

ale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!

Funny CID Jokes

Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti heDarwaza main hi kyo todu??
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Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do`
CID returns
Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye heRaat k pehlu me cha

nd sitare chaye

heMadam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai
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Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for appleB for banana
Wah!wah!A for appleB for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana
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Fredricks k sar pe 50000 ka loan heFredricks k sar pe 50000 ka loan heAbhijeet pata kro yeh cid wali shyri bnata kaun he`
Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
Apake msg aane se milti

he rahat.
Wah wah
CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!

Sardarji Jokes

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..`
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…